Baby, Baby

I'm teething.

Yes, I know I'm 29, but I'm teething. My wisdom teeth have been slowly making their way to the surface since I was 12. Yes, I know that's 17 years of surfacing. Maybe my teeth are a bit slow. Like short bus slow. They hurt a bit, then go back down, then come back up a bit, then go back down and basically make me crankier than usual. Lately, the past few years-- maybe 5 or so-- they've actually popped out. The last one is trying to make its was out. It fucking hurts and I want to gnaw on things and cry and, well, generally act like my cousin's teething baby.

It hurts! My whole head feels all sensitive. Actually, everything feels vaguely raw and painful. But my head hurts more than, say, my arm. And my jaw hurts most. And did I mention that it hurts? Because it hurts!

I want my dentist!